So his wife Lina went to the newspaper to put in an ad for his obituary. She got the form and filled it out, writing, "Sven died." and handed it back to the man at the counter.

He read the form and said, "You know, the price of 3 dollars for the ad includes up to 5 words. you might as well put in 3 more words.

So Lina takes the form again and adds, "Boat for sale."