He goes up to the secretary and says, "Who the hell is the person that runs this goddamn place?"

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, bitch. I said I want to talk to the head honcho of this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." And with that said, the secretary leaves her desk and walks into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old man, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the fucking lottery and I want to donate it to this goddamn church before I die!"

"I see," said the pastor. "And this cunt is giving you a hard time?"