A guy was at a bar eating french fries. Right before he eat each fry, he would stick it up his nostril and twist it around, then munch it down.

A guy across the bar looked at him in disgust, and said “Dude, why do you have to do that each time you eat a french fry?”

The guy eating the fries looked at him with a confused look on his face and said “What, would you rather have me stick it up my asshole and then eat it?”