"Pardon me, sir, but do you have any spare change?" he asked me. I looked at him and said, "No, no I don't. I don't believe in giving handouts to bums. But I tell you what," I said, handing him a business card, "if you come to my house tomorrow morning, I'lol pay you to do some chores around my house." The homeless man agreed and sure enough, he showed up at my house the next day.

I gave him a bucket of brown paint and told him to paint my porch out back. After an hour he came back and said he was done. I was surprised he finished so fast but I paid him $50 and thanked him.

He took the money and said, "By the way, that's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari.