As he was walking through hell in despair, he met The Devil for the first time. Devil asks him: "Hey, mate. Why are you so desperate?" Man: "What do you think? I'm in hell." Devil: "Hell isn't that bad. We're having a lot of fun here. Do you like alcohol?" Man: "Sure, I love drinking." Devil: "Well then, you're going to love Mondays. We drink all Monday. Schnapps, beer, whiskey, tequila, everything. We drink until we puke and then we keep on drinking. If you get liver cirrhosis who cares? You are already dead." Man: "That sounds great!" Devil: "Are you a smoker?" Man: "Sure." Devil: "You will love Tuesdays. We smoke the best cigarettes and cigars from all over the world all day long. If you get cancer who cares? You're already dead. " Man: "That's just super." Devil: "I bet you're a gambler." Man: "Of course I am." Devil: "On Wednesday you can play anything your heart desires: poker, roulette, blackjack, anything you want. If you're broke, who cares? You're dead." Man: "Sounds like a lot of fun." Devil: "What about drugs?" Man: "Are you kidding? I love drugs. Do you think...?" Devil: "Yes, of course. Thursday is drug day. You can take all the drugs you want. You're dead. Remember? So who cares?" Man: "I didn't think hell is such a cool place." Devil: "Are fyou gay?" Man: "OF COURSE NOT!" Devil: "Sorry mate, but you're gonna hate Fridays..."