After the barman poured them up, he says to The Irish man, ”That’s not like you, Paddy, you normally drink Guinness.”

Paddy replies, “Well you see, I’ve just had my first ever blowjob!”

"Great!” says the barman, “Have another one on the house!”

To which Paddy replies, “No thanks, after three whiskeys I still have the taste in my mouth!”