When the doctor sees the guy he asks, "What can I help you with?"

The guy says, "Well, I have a condition with my penis that I never saw before."

"OK," says the doctor. "Take your pants off and let's take a look."

The guy pulls his pants down and the doctor looks at the guy's penis which is a bright orange.

"Hmmmm," the doctor says. "I see what you mean. Tell me, when did you notice this?"

"This morning, when I woke up too pee."

"What did you do last night?"

The guy looked a bit embarrassed and said, "Well, I watched some porn while eating a bag of Cheetos."