Seemed like a good investment so this guy has over a dollar.

Homeless man: "So, there's a black rooster alright? How many legs does a roster have?"

Guy: "Two"

Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?"

Guy: "Two"

Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?"

Guy: "Two"

Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat. How many hairs are on that white cat?"

Guy: "I don't know, a lot?"

Homeless man: "Man, you know a lot about black cock but so little about white pussy."