So he says, "I'll give you three options: You give me a blowjob, or I fuck you in the ass, or you go fishing with me."

She thinks about it for a bit and then says, "OK, I'll give you a blowjob."

As he pulls out his dick, she gets close and smells this awful smell and asks, "Why the fuck is your dick stinking like that?"

And he replied, "Well, the dog didn't want to go fishing either."