In the morning he was brought before the chief, who said, "You invade our land white man, so we going to kill you. But, it is our tribe's custom to grant the condemned three wishes, one wish per day when the sun comes up. On the third day, we kill you at sundown. So, white man, what do you want for your first wish?"

"Just bring me my horse," the cowboy answered.

They brought him his horse and he whispered in the horse's ear, slapped him on the butt and sent him off. That evening, the horse came back with a beautiful blonde woman in the saddle.

The cowboy went with her into a teepee, as the Indians laughed saying, "Typical white man, can only think of sex..."

The next morning, the cowboy was brought to the chief again. "Today you get your second wish, what do you wish for white man?"

Again, the cowboy said, "Just bring me my horse." When they brought him his horse, the cowboy whispered to the horse and sent him off.

That evening the horse returned with a redhead. As she and the cowboy entered the teepee, the Indians again laugged about him wasting a wish on sex.

On the third morning, the chief said "Well, white man, tonight at sundown you die. What do you want for your last wish?"

"Just bring me my horse," the cowboy said. With a sigh, the chief beckoned for the horse to be brought forth. The cowboy grabbed the horse's ears with both hands, and yelled, "YOU DUMB FUCKING HORSE! I SAID POSSE!"